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Lady Di: The king and his eleventh-Step Di Extract letters from the Great Pumpkin

Warning: This edition of Great deals Letters with a real pumpkin DEATH! If the idea of a pleasant-LIFE AFTER scares you please go away. Step aside Stephen King, it's time the victims O'NE

(Author: Christo Strom)

Chief Crazy Captain Christo sailed on the high seas one day in 2010, when his eyes never seen before caught his wandering eyes. On the horizon, a beautiful princess danced with the king. It was like he was dancing with the stars on the upper side Ocean. But not on a ship or boat, or any successful seagoing vessels. No danced in thin air. It was a pleasant vision to see two people dancing, so wrecklessly and yet so happy! Her face was aglow, and all the steps were net and lightweight. The funny thing was that it was dark outside and the moon, which was to be found. Yet light kept growing brighter and clearer! And it beckons Good Boss Crazy Captain Christo to come. On closer examination he realized that the lady Diana. She smiled her radiant smile and clarity for a good while whispered Captain Chief Crazy Christo, the eleven steps from the bow to her.

Now the conversation between Chief Crazy Captain Christo and Lady Di. For this part, Lady Di is going on with the name La dd (Author's Note: L is silent, so it is pronounced dd importance after the death of Diana). Chief Crazy Captain Christo is going by the name of BOW (Blaze Orange Wood)

Choose interview with the Chief Crazy Captain Christo takes the first step from the bow of his ship.

La dd: "Hey Chief Captain Crazy Christo, I'm the Lady Diana of England. Would you go with me for a midnight dance under the heavens? "

BOW: "Wow, Lady Di. You look absolutely ravishing in your O-Range Maroon dress, that dress is really not it? Who airbrushing? "Chief Crazy Captain Christo knew now, that Lady Diana, the Queen, without a piece of clothing. So he cut off one of his sails and gave her orange skirt and black sailors, and left her topless.

La dd: "If you are going to dress me, take me the island Richard Branson is at once. I ask to see him, because I have a few choice words to get out of my chest. "

BOW: "Any specific reason you have to see Richard?"

La dd: "Yes, as in reality is. Is there a man here named Heath Ledger, and he will not Get out of my Brokeback Mountain. "

BOW: "Well, you see, Heath Ledger? Would you tell Heath I'm a little girl who would really like down here, if he could help organize together to build Tree House Theater. Under orders from the Great Pumpkin must organize, or otherwise "

La dd: "Or else what?"

BOW: "Or it will be me walking the plank before the bank ran to get filled with military explosives. Why else would so furiously building this tree house. Great One, as I call him requires more than anything you have. Since I see and you see Heath, I figure if we put our heads together we can come up with something cool. What do you think Lady Di? Help Captain in need?:

La dd: "Where and when do you want us to show the Chief Crazy Christo Captain?"

BOW: "The dates of July 9, 2010 and eternity, just to be on the safe side"

La dd: "Forget Richard Branson's island. We work. Heath sweetheart go to your books on board and go to Nebraska."

Tears began flow away Good Boss Crazy Captain Christo face and landed in a salty sea. The king saw dancing with Lady Di was Heath Ledger! It was so that the head of Crazy Captain Christo noticed that the left rear side of the ship and his eleventh first step plunged his face into the cold ice water. King Ledger threw a life preserver and started prattling responded with a cry of "Damn Yankee Rookie!" It was another abridgment The Great Pumpkin letters. Stay tuned America. Hollywood are seriously lacking any creativity. Grant Heslov, and Kevin Costner and Clint Eastwood yall faces are pale in comparison to Chief Crazy Captain Christo. Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho Outta my whey cause someone harm, and this is Chief Crazy Captain Christo you boneheads of Cinematic Nonsense! I dare each of you Hollywood directors show in Omaha 9 July 2010 to face the fire. Guaranna, get your guns! It's SHOWTIME !!!!!!!!!! Warning, this is not a drill! Time to pay PIE purr! Please check your Pen writes a piece of paper bearing O-Range X-say that it is removed TIME !!!!!!! With respect to the truth (CCCC Boyzzzz You Later!)

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